Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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