found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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