worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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