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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I am puke

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(757): View more from Virginia

he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.

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(773): View more from Illinois

My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.

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didn't stop?

(773): View more from Illinois

naw, they were rude, not me.

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(530): View more from California

smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers

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(205): View more from Alabama

TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.

(205): View more from Alabama

better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.

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(813): View more from Florida

Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.

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