i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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