I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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