I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Blood and glitter go together right?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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