So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
50% drunk capacity currently
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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