He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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