why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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