How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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