you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
vagina is talking i cant
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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