You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Where did you get a picture of my penis
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I have tasted many bathrooms
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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