me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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