two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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