if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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