Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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