dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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