Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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