Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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