so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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