everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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