I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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