I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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