The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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