she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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