hotel room ftw
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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