Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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