You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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