Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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