So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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