i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
