So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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