You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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