Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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