GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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