Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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