one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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