Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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