Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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