Little spoons don't ask big questions
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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