just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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