Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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