You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Houston, we have a blender
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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