Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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