Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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