Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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