3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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