whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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