Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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