Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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