oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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