Christians are straight up FREAKS
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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