whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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