I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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